Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Randomize
