Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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