Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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