If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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