Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Randomize
