I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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