i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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