My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I will pee on everything he values.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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