hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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