They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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