its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
babies were throwing up all over the place
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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