fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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