is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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