we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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