My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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