I wish you could order shots online.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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