As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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