also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just took my morning after pill in the library
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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