she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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