Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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