I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Last time i carry you out of a forest
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
