That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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