Me too!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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