i think my mom watched the whole time
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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