"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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