And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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