No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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