What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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