So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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