we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
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