I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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