we have pet lesbian snakes
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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