I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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