sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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