Hey man sorry I got all grabby
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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