I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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