Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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