that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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