they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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