Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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