Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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