Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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