he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I enjoy the company of your penis
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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