so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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