That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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