I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Is Oprah even human
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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