I'm jealous of your bromance
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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