whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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