i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
