When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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