Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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