Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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