nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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