I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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