Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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