I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
COCAINE IS GR8
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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